Deluxe Cow Fancy Dress Costume for Adults
COW PUNSDear reader, we would like to open with an apology. The product description you are about to read is udderly infested with cow puns. We couldn't help ourselves. One came to us, and then another, and then another, and suddenly they were pouring out of our mind and onto the page, dousing what was once a blank canvas in poorly developed puns, like milk douses cereal. But it's okay! After all, cow could you possibly expect us to hold back when we have become so completely inspired. Some of you might actually appreciate a good pun. Some of you might even find yourselves wanting moo-re. We realize this will probably not be the case for the moo-jority of you. But every once in a while, a reader comes along that can really appreciate a good pun. They come into our writing like a young herd of cattle coming into a fresh pasture. FUN DETAILS The primoo-ry piece of this costume is the bodysuit. The bodysuit comes in the classic white with black spots pattern found on any dairy cow, and even has udders attached! The hood you'll be wearing not only comes with ears, but with horns too! The horns are stuffed and soft, so you don't have to worry about poking anyone. The last piece of this costume is the shoe covers and mittens. They'll turn your feet and hands into soft little hooves. Just don't try to walk over any cattle grids!COW-MITTMENTWe have to say, we are quite impressed! If you are still reading this, after all of this horrific puns, you moo-st be really cow-mitted to getting this costume! Thank you for your perseverance, we hope that it pays off and that you have a great time grazing the neighborhood for candy!
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Details:Deluxe Cow Fancy Dress Costume for Adults
COW PUNSDear reader, we would like to open with an apology. The product description you are about to read is udderly infested with cow puns. We couldn't help ourselves. One came to us, and then another, and then another, and suddenly they were pouring out of our mind and onto the page, dousing what was once a blank canvas in poorly developed puns, like milk douses cereal. But it's okay! After all, cow could you possibly expect us to hold back when we have become so completely inspired. Some of you might actually appreciate a good pun. Some of you might even find yourselves wanting moo-re. We realize this will probably not be the case for the moo-jority of you. But every once in a while, a reader comes along that can really appreciate a good pun. They come into our writing like a young herd of cattle coming into a fresh pasture. FUN DETAILS The primoo-ry piece of this costume is the bodysuit. The bodysuit comes in the classic white with black spots pattern found on any dairy cow, and even has udders attached! The hood you'll be wearing not only comes with ears, but with horns too! The horns are stuffed and soft, so you don't have to worry about poking anyone. The last piece of this costume is the shoe covers and mittens. They'll turn your feet and hands into soft little hooves. Just don't try to walk over any cattle grids!COW-MITTMENTWe have to say, we are quite impressed! If you are still reading this, after all of this horrific puns, you moo-st be really cow-mitted to getting this costume! Thank you for your perseverance, we hope that it pays off and that you have a great time grazing the neighborhood for candy!
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Product Description
COW PUNSDear reader, we would like to open with an apology. The product description you are about to read is udderly infested with cow puns. We couldn't help ourselves. One came to us, and then another, and then another, and suddenly they were pouring out of our mind and onto the page, dousing what was once a blank canvas in poorly developed puns, like milk douses cereal. But it's okay! After all, cow could you possibly expect us to hold back when we have become so completely inspired. Some of you might actually appreciate a good pun. Some of you might even find yourselves wanting moo-re. We realize this will probably not be the case for the moo-jority of you. But every once in a while, a reader comes along that can really appreciate a good pun. They come into our writing like a young herd of cattle coming into a fresh pasture. FUN DETAILS The primoo-ry piece of this costume is the bodysuit. The bodysuit comes in the classic white with black spots pattern found on any dairy cow, and even has udders attached! The hood you'll be wearing not only comes with ears, but with horns too! The horns are stuffed and soft, so you don't have to worry about poking anyone. The last piece of this costume is the shoe covers and mittens. They'll turn your feet and hands into soft little hooves. Just don't try to walk over any cattle grids!COW-MITTMENTWe have to say, we are quite impressed! If you are still reading this, after all of this horrific puns, you moo-st be really cow-mitted to getting this costume! Thank you for your perseverance, we hope that it pays off and that you have a great time grazing the neighborhood for candy!
Product Specifications
General | |
|---|---|
Gender | unisex |
Material | Polyester |
Size | M |
Brand | FUN Costumes |
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