Your Dream CruiseAh, what's better than a Caribbean cruise, soaking up so many rays of sunshine on a giant yacht, full of other people you don't know—so many people you don't know, who took the good spots next to the pool but it's okay, because there's a buffet downstairs—but darn it the little kids ate all the cheese pizza and flipped the dessert tray, so you grabbed some fried chicken and it's kind of old (you could tell because it's not all that crispy), which you took outside but a pelican swooped down and snatched it out of your hand. Umm, what is better than a cruise in the Caribbean?We think we're thinking what you're thinking. You've got to go get out on the high seas, with a mission—and without these common scalliwags! Your heart of a pirate might make you walk all those cheese pizza-stealers down the plank if we don't set you on a path toward some treasure! Sure, the voyage might be an insurance nightmare, but you're on vacation; don't think of all that. Snag this Pirate Flag Fortune Teller Costume for Women and let's get going.FUN DetailsThis all-polyester get-up is all you'll need to get started out there. The ensemble even has a triangular scarf you can tie as desired, around your neck or head or wrist, while the two-layer corset features all the skull and crossbone graphics you'll need to show you're not to be messed with. Look at you, you're so ready to go!Ditch the CruiseOkay, now since we don't believe you can’t be trusted on, say, the Royal Caribbean (we see how you're glaring at everyone), you had better find another way to make your daring, seafaring dreams come true. Take this Pirate Flag Fortune Teller Costume for Women, grab some dusty old map, and start for the X's! Now this is a great (and jail-free) way to nourish your passion for plundering. After all, you can’t expect a pirate captain to board a boat and feign joy as a mere passenger.