A Different Kind of Job Fair Are you a little tired of your everyday job or your school situation? Have you considered joining a pirate ship instead? You're just the kind of recruit that an honest, freebooting gang would love to have join them for some light pillaging and plundering and just generally having an amazing time. There's no fee to join, and you can spend your ill-gotten gains however you like, whenever you like. You may have to sign away your soul if your captain gets into a pickle with an immortal sea monster, but don't worry about that right now. Product DetailsIt's a pirate's life for you when you wear this exclusive Plunderous Pirate Costume for Adults! The top is made of brown faux suede and off-white poplin, and is designed to look like a long jacket worn over a V-neck shirt with ruffled sleeve cuffs. Just like the jacket, the matching foam-backed boot tops are trimmed with braid edging. The outfit comes with a faux leather belt with an attached jersey-knit sash. Tie the red jersey knit scarf around your head to keep you comfortable while pillaging the next port city! Villainous but Awesome Are pirates technically thieves? Yes. Are they also incredibly cool? Also yes. Essentially, they fall somewhere in the murky grey area between "complete scoundrels" and "Robin Hood-esque public heroes." That's why everyone is so excited to see a pirate come to visit for Halloween and other costumed events! As long as he doesn't plunder the snack table, he'll always be welcomed.