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More Protein Than You Can Shake A Spoon At...The country's leading cerealologists have discovered that Surreal has more protein than you can shake a spoon at. The research, carried out by Oxfork Spooniversity, involved ten volunteers shaking cutlery at various breakfasts. The volunteers managed to shake spoons at breakfasts containing 5,7 and 10 grams of protein, but it proved impossible to shake a spoon at Surreal's whopping 13 grams of protein. "It's bowled me over," said Dr Jessica Realname. "How can a breakfast be this tasty and yet this proteiny? And how can shaking spoons be an official measurement of something?"In other news, there are unconfirmed reports that we made this whole thing up.Sweet NothingsThe Ministry of Eating Stuff were left dumbstruck after their investigation concluded that there's 0g of sugar in a bowl of Surreal. A spokesperson said "This is the best thing to happen to breakfast since bread slices."Crunch the NumbersSurreal leading cocoa flavoured cereal0g - Sugar - 9g6g - Net carbs - 27g13g - Protein - 2gYes - High fibre - NoYes - Gluten free - NoBased on 37g servingSurreally healthy cereal, 13g Protein per serving, 6g Net carbs per serving, 0g Sugar per serving, High protein, High fibre, Keto friendly, 12g carbs - 6g erythritol = 6g net carbs, Gluten free, Suitable for vegansOpen WideThe search for Britain's biggest gob is on. The Surreal editors want to know how many hoops it's possible to fit in one mouth. Send your high score to hello@eatsurreal.co.ukHave you seen this cat?She's not missing, she's just really cute.Get your pet in the paper - email hello@eatsurreal.co.uk
Surreal High Protein Low Sugar Cocoa Cereal, 240G
More Protein Than You Can Shake A Spoon At...The country's leading cerealologists have discovered that Surreal has more protein than you can shake a spoon at. The research, carried out by Oxfork Spooniversity, involved ten volunteers shaking cutlery at various breakfasts. The volunteers managed to shake spoons at breakfasts containing 5,7 and 10 grams of protein, but it proved impossible to shake a spoon at Surreal's whopping 13 grams of protein. "It's bowled me over," said Dr Jessica Realname. "How can a breakfast be this tasty and yet this proteiny? And how can shaking spoons be an official measurement of something?"In other news, there are unconfirmed reports that we made this whole thing up.Sweet NothingsThe Ministry of Eating Stuff were left dumbstruck after their investigation concluded that there's 0g of sugar in a bowl of Surreal. A spokesperson said "This is the best thing to happen to breakfast since bread slices."Crunch the NumbersSurreal leading cocoa flavoured cereal0g - Sugar - 9g6g - Net carbs - 27g13g - Protein - 2gYes - High fibre - NoYes - Gluten free - NoBased on 37g servingSurreally healthy cereal, 13g Protein per serving, 6g Net carbs per serving, 0g Sugar per serving, High protein, High fibre, Keto friendly, 12g carbs - 6g erythritol = 6g net carbs, Gluten free, Suitable for vegansOpen WideThe search for Britain's biggest gob is on. The Surreal editors want to know how many hoops it's possible to fit in one mouth. Send your high score to hello@eatsurreal.co.ukHave you seen this cat?She's not missing, she's just really cute.Get your pet in the paper - email hello@eatsurreal.co.uk
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