Happy Bloody Christmas, Crime & Thriller, Paperback, Jo Middleton
'An outrageously funny, festive romp which is as utterly wonderful as it is (Christmas) crackers!' MIKE GAYLEAnna's Christmas Eve To Do List:1. Wrap the kids' presentsâ2. Peel the potatoes â3. Get rid of the dead body?!Hungover and exhausted after her family's annual party, all Anna Johnson wants for Christmas is to finish her to-do list and finally sit down with the worldâs biggest glass of wine.But when she stumbles across a dead body in her larder, her plans are well and truly buggered.A mysterious death in her home really is the last thing she needs, but with her judgemental in-laws arriving in less than twenty-four hours, turning her house into a crime scene is not an option. If sheâs going to save Christmas, itâs up to Anna to find out what the hellâs gone on. Oh â and figure out what to do with the body before one of the kids finds it.And you thought burning the turkey was the worst that could happen⊠âââââââââ-'A brilliantly written, hilarious whodunnit. Smart and very, very funny.' IAN MOOREâSo funny, Iâm annoyed I didnât write it!' GILL SIMSâThe perfect present for the friend who would help you hide a body!' CHRISSIE MANBYâHilarious, festive and relatable. A total Christmas cracker!â FIONA LEITCH'So good, you should sack off Christmas dinner and read this instead!' HARPER FORD'A compulsive Christmas cake binge of a read â terrific!' J.M. HALL'Laugh a minute? More like laugh a second!' HANNAH HENDY'Hilarious with dollops of fun and a brilliant whodunnit!' JONATHAN WHITELAW'A five-star triumph!' ROSIE HANNIGAN'Chock-full of proper jokes!' ABIGAIL BURDESS
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Details:Happy Bloody Christmas, Crime & Thriller, Paperback, Jo Middleton
'An outrageously funny, festive romp which is as utterly wonderful as it is (Christmas) crackers!' MIKE GAYLEAnna's Christmas Eve To Do List:1. Wrap the kids' presentsâ2. Peel the potatoes â3. Get rid of the dead body?!Hungover and exhausted after her family's annual party, all Anna Johnson wants for Christmas is to finish her to-do list and finally sit down with the worldâs biggest glass of wine.But when she stumbles across a dead body in her larder, her plans are well and truly buggered.A mysterious death in her home really is the last thing she needs, but with her judgemental in-laws arriving in less than twenty-four hours, turning her house into a crime scene is not an option. If sheâs going to save Christmas, itâs up to Anna to find out what the hellâs gone on. Oh â and figure out what to do with the body before one of the kids finds it.And you thought burning the turkey was the worst that could happen⊠âââââââââ-'A brilliantly written, hilarious whodunnit. Smart and very, very funny.' IAN MOOREâSo funny, Iâm annoyed I didnât write it!' GILL SIMSâThe perfect present for the friend who would help you hide a body!' CHRISSIE MANBYâHilarious, festive and relatable. A total Christmas cracker!â FIONA LEITCH'So good, you should sack off Christmas dinner and read this instead!' HARPER FORD'A compulsive Christmas cake binge of a read â terrific!' J.M. HALL'Laugh a minute? More like laugh a second!' HANNAH HENDY'Hilarious with dollops of fun and a brilliant whodunnit!' JONATHAN WHITELAW'A five-star triumph!' ROSIE HANNIGAN'Chock-full of proper jokes!' ABIGAIL BURDESS
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'An outrageously funny, festive romp which is as utterly wonderful as it is (Christmas) crackers!' MIKE GAYLEAnna's Christmas Eve To Do List:1. Wrap the kids' presentsâ2. Peel the potatoes â3. Get rid of the dead body?!Hungover and exhausted after her family's annual party, all Anna Johnson wants for Christmas is to finish her to-do list and finally sit down with the worldâs biggest glass of wine.But when she stumbles across a dead body in her larder, her plans are well and truly buggered.A mysterious death in her home really is the last thing she needs, but with her judgemental in-laws arriving in less than twenty-four hours, turning her house into a crime scene is not an option. If sheâs going to save Christmas, itâs up to Anna to find out what the hellâs gone on. Oh â and figure out what to do with the body before one of the kids finds it.And you thought burning the turkey was the worst that could happen⊠âââââââââ-'A brilliantly written, hilarious whodunnit. Smart and very, very funny.' IAN MOOREâSo funny, Iâm annoyed I didnât write it!' GILL SIMSâThe perfect present for the friend who would help you hide a body!' CHRISSIE MANBYâHilarious, festive and relatable. A total Christmas cracker!â FIONA LEITCH'So good, you should sack off Christmas dinner and read this instead!' HARPER FORD'A compulsive Christmas cake binge of a read â terrific!' J.M. HALL'Laugh a minute? More like laugh a second!' HANNAH HENDY'Hilarious with dollops of fun and a brilliant whodunnit!' JONATHAN WHITELAW'A five-star triumph!' ROSIE HANNIGAN'Chock-full of proper jokes!' ABIGAIL BURDESS
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